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Quite possibly one of the strangest album covers ever. Black Sabbath's Paranoid is definitely not of the norm.
Doesn't get much better then babies being hanged out to dry on a clothesline by a grandma in pink slippers. Megadeth's Youthanasia is one of the most memorable album covers ever.
That's Rudy Sarzo of Quiet Riot. If those pants, that hair and that guitar don't blatantly state what the eighties fashion trends were then i don't know what does.
Now we all know and love Pantera for being the strict heavy metal band that they were. But back in the day at the start of their career they didn't quite fit into today's definition of heavy metal. First off, that'sDiamond Darrell, not Dimebag, Diamond. Plus he is wearing leopard with hair teased out to somewhere unknown. Oh and lets not forget a certain tough man Vinnie looking like a cave man.
If you didn't quite grasp how spectacularly horrible the last Pantera picture was, here they are in color. Phil has an early version of metal hair although it looks like he spent to much time in a dryer, I've never seen Dimebag's hair quite that curly and Vinnies hair is twice the size of his head.
Now lets not forget Metallica. While this picture isn't quite as funny as the Pantera pictures it definitely deserves a place on this page. Lets note who that is standing to the left of James, yes that's right people, Dave Mustaine... the mastermind behind the aforementioned Megadeth album cover.
Not to be outdone we have Anthrax. Yes that's right Anthrax were victims of the trends of the day. While they stayed away from tight spandex pants they definitely had the hair of the newly emerging thrash metal scene. (see Metallica and Pantera). And yes that's right people, Scott Ian can grow hair other then on his chin.

 

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